it’s been too long i know.

but i’ve scrubbed off my sorrows
and i am back with more tales
of my
and loves.

bisous my beautifuls!


April 15, 2008. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

our fickle friend romance

an email addressed to me from a close friend
made me giggle a little
thought I should share it.

It’s fair to say that I know nothing of romance. I can not pretend that I am an expert as I barely understand its definition.


Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): ro·manced; ro·manc·ing

To try to influence or curry favor with especially by lavishing personal attention, gifts, or flattery
I have found it rather difficult to locate romance.  Here amongst the urban landscape the city seems to laugh at me.  Despite the life that surrounds me I can not help but feel cold as I brush up against bitter strangers and the daily grinds of day to day. But fear not darling I will not let my dreary thoughts of romance in any way shape today’s topic.

Romance: Friend or Faux?

Let’s be serious for a moment shall we.  When was the last time you were swept off your feet? How long ago was a smile and a dozen roses brought to your door? Perhaps, a singing telegram? Or a thoughtful poem? It has been a while huh? That is what I thought. Here are three ways to bring more romance to a relationship, courtesy of my MOTHER.

  1. Flash him: Yes, you read right. FLASH HIM. Make sure you remind him/her of your God given goods. You know in case he/she have forgotten. This works best in public. PUBLIC.
  2. Make a Mix Tape: Apparently I will not really appreciate love with out a mix tape. a.mix.tape. That means you won’t either, when was the last time you got a fucking love tape? Who still uses tape??
  3. Seduce with Scent: I want you to end my life.


Today’s helpful hints brought to you by the matron on Zoloft.
My Madres, a woman in possibly the most toxic relationship in history avec the man I call my father (and of course his current mistress).

Next week: The Orgasm. Fact or Fiction?



November 3, 2007. Tags: . C'est Moi, Uncategorized. 1 comment.

night night

RL is in the next room.
As I type this.
The very next room
she is with D.
I can barely hear muffled conversation.

I press my ear against the door

We are at D’s place.
RL found us here
Thankfully not caught yet.
Or do I want to get caught.

Caught with D’s thigh between mine
pressed up against the wall
biting his lip
as I always do.

RL opens the door

“night night” she says.

With a wave she closes the door behind her.
We are safe
safe for another night.

D comes in now.


I am lying on my floor in superman boy shorts,
smoking a stale benson
as Seb flicks his tongue across my nipple.

“your skin is dark” he says

“dark as night?” I ask.

“dark as night.” he replies with a sharp suck and a teasing smile.

November 1, 2007. C'est Moi, dating, love, men, sex, Uncategorized. Leave a comment.


je suis très désolé
très désolé
truly sorry

for being away so long once again.

fear not
words fill my mind
so many tales to tell.

so for now
live lust love

I’ll be back soon

October 29, 2007. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

scars that bind

D can’t seem to believe it.
That I’ve walked away.

I’ve tried so many times before.
Each count I’ve failed.

There is a pull about him.
An allure that is hard to shake off.
An addiction that I try to scratch away.

The phone rings and it’s him.
Filling my ears with shoulda, woulda, coulda
But he hasn’t.

A part of me wants to take him home
Rip the shirt right off his back
Scratch at his skin
Leave scars like those that mark my heart.

September 27, 2007. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.


September 26, 2007. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

tmi tuesday

1. Who did you think you would marry in elementary school?

elementary school?? I had no such thoughts. And I still don’t!
The very thought of the “M” word scares the shit out of me.

2. Which muppet is your favorite? Why?

Miss. Piggy. Cause she was brash, rude and didn’t let any one or any muppet mess with her man.

3. Which politician would you most like to screw? [For pleasure or revenge]

Bill Clinton. I want to know what all the hype is about.

4. How did you first find the g-spot?

Hours spent with best boy mate. He wouldn’t let up until I was very very satisfied. I should call him.

5. What is the best costume you’ve ever worn?

A keep of the grass sign. F’in funny let me tell you. Won two hundred dollars in wine. Yum!

September 25, 2007. Uncategorized. 1 comment.

i want to apologize again
for the lack of posts…
my computer has been on the fritz and i write this with much haste at the local library.
stay tuned for more words….
I promise.

September 12, 2007. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

tmi tuesday

1. Where was the first place you ever had sex?
His bed.Well I should really say his parents bed. hahaha

2. Does size matter? (open to interpretation boys and girls)
I can’t really say. I haven’t been with enough people sexually to really note if there would be a significant difference. It’s been the perfect fit…and I know I am lucky 🙂

3. Have you ever had sex in your office or your place of employment?
..just got back from work…and enjoyed a quickie….I love supply closets.

4. Ever been skinny dipping?
surprisingly I have not, it’s never really come up.

5. Top or bottom?
backwards, forwards or upside down.
It’s all good, it’s all very very good.

Bonus: Where were you September 11, 2001? What were you doing when you first heard about the twin towers?

At Uni, in very very much in shock. All I could think about was my family and where they were at that very moment.

September 11, 2007. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

un petit moment

work has made me take a back seat.
please forgive me.

minor thoughts tossing about my mind…

  • date with Seb after work tomorrow. (excited!)
  • have simu-date with fuck-buddy to take edge off before work.(horny!)
  • must remember to wear matching lace set.
  • must remember to not jump Seb’s bones.
  • must remember to not return D’s call.
  • must remember to buy more subway tokens.

August 16, 2007. Uncategorized. 2 comments.

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