four booty call basics

Yoli, this is for you.
I like sex.
Actually I love sex. And there is nothing greater than having a significant other that you can connect with emotionally as well as have fucking on tap.
But what does one do once lost in the dating desert that is this city? Simple I call my Fuck-buddy.
You see unlike a one night stand or sex with an ex, the booty call is perfect because it’s easy, efficient and both parties are happy. Like chocolate it’s comforting and hits the right spot so long as you don’t over do it ofcourse. All good things must be dealt in moderation.

The rules for Booty Call fun are as follows:

  1. Don’t Mess with the arrangement:Once you have discussed the terms with your partner there should be no going back. No hidden feelings, no misunderstandings, NOTHING. You best believe I will not be here to pick up any emotional what have you. Sex should be sex and nothing more.
  2. Guarantee: let’s face it. There is no such thing as 100% guarantee in a relationship of any sort. So if your Booty Call partner decides to fend off to greener pastures you can not feel rejected. Suck it up, and move on.
  3. Drunken Limitation: sex, drugs and alcohol pretty much go hand in hand in some cases. I sometims find myself with D after a long night partying and even longer day horny. But because you have someone willing to rip at your clothes does not mean you can call them at 4 am demanding to be serviced. Once or twice maybe, but do not abuse the previlage.
  4. Honor the Shelf Life: No sulking if your partner finds a real person to date. Do you want to look needy? Just find someone else.

Considering all the rules finding a fuck buddy can get a bit tedious, but I guarantee waiting around for some kind of ‘real’ relationship is far worse. Why deny the good?

disclaimer: please once you have found your partner do not divulge any dating stories or dilemma’s to them. Don’t ruin a good thing with your selfish needs.

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July 10, 2007. dating, sex.

One Comment

  1. mojitomojo replied:

    LOL – your rules are so true!

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